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Poetry
50 Cent -- In da lab (In da club remake)
[Intro]
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go shorty, it's your birthday
We gonna code like it's your birthday
We gonna hack OpenCV like it's your birthday
And you know we don't give a fuck it's not your birthday
[Hook]
You can find me in the lab, PC full of deb
Look Mami I got the X11 if you into RandR
I'm into having binary, I ain't into making builds
So come gimme a commit if you're into developing stuff
[Verse 1]
When I pull git up front, you see the ROS on debs
When I roll twenty pushes, it's twenty experiments in the lab
Students heard I work with K, now they wanna show me tech
When you sell like M, all the demoses, they wanna work
But homie ain't nothin' changed: hoes down, A's up
I see Z in the cut; hey colleague, apt-get install that software up
If you watch how I move, you'll mistake me for a developer or admin
Been hit with a few null pointers but I don't walk with a segfault
In the hood, in Vukovarska they sayin' L you hot
They like me, I want them to love me like they love G
But holla in AA them coworkers will tell you I'm loco
And the plan is to put the research game in a choke hold
I'm fully focused man, my coding on my mind
Got a mill' LOC out the project and I'm still on the grind
Now shorty said she feeling my code style, she feeling my execution flow
Her girlfriend Dee Dee willin' to get bi and they ready to go
[Hook]
You can find me in the lab, PC full of deb
Look Mami I got the X11 if you into RandR
I'm into having binary, I ain't into making builds
So come gimme a commit if you're into developing stuff
[Bridge]
My execution flow, my show brought me the dough
That bought me all my fancy things
My e-reader, my 90s car, my laptop, my jacket
Look man I done PhD planned, and I ain't changed
[Verse 2]
And you should love it way more than you hate it
Friend you mad, I thought that you'd be happy I researched it
I'm that cat in the box toasting to the Schrodinger experiment
You that pathetic loser trying to break my code, right
When my program get to compiling in the lab, it's on
I point my GCC at your code, if it compiles, it's mine
If the roof on fire, let the Kinect burn
If you talkin' about money, homie I ain't concerned
I'mma tell you what V told me
Cuz, go ahead, switch the code style up
If the researchers hate then let them hate and watch the journal papers pile up
Or we can go upside your laptop with a pack of debs
They know where we fuckin' be
[Hook]
You can find me in the lab, PC full of deb
Look Mami I got the X11 if you into RandR
I'm into having binary, I ain't into making builds
So come gimme a commit if you're into developing stuff
[Outro]
Don't try to act like you don't know where we be neither, man
We in the lab all the time, man, it's about to pop off, man
A-Unit
LeToya feat. Bun B, Killa Kyleon & Slim Thug -- Eclipser (Swagger remake)
[Intro: Slim Thug + LeToya]
Jartown (E-Town)
[Killa Kyleon]
Run that back up in rsync again, wh-where checksums 're good again
Mir-mirrorin Eclipse full ser-servin all those jars again
I got that plugin, I use that menu, yeah that's why I code that code
Let my down my click, pop up my window but on my app I solarize the dark
I'm on that UI (movin slow), jammin that checkbox (my usage slow)
Tippin 4, my buttons they glow, y'all make it rain, I make it snow
Marketplace where I usually go, hit that solution I install straight in
FTP yeah that's my protocol, don't do no eighties, my top be twenty-one
[Verse 1: LeToya]
It's E-Town chick, you already know
Call me Mrs. SWT cuz i'm makin windows
My project bugless, Jenkins by my Git
Richest text on my docs, Mylyn on my tasks
[Hook: Slim Thug + LeToya]
I hear your programs talkin but they ain't fast enough
It cost to be a dev but you ain't got enough
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
What you know about EMF rockin, webtools poppin
Parallel Tools swipin, runnin everything you likin
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
[Verse 2: LeToya]
I'm back at it, been gone for a minute
Busy feature planning and runnin my own business
Had to shake a couple models, devs thought I was finished
They say time is money so i'm codin every minute
E-Town representer, yeah you already know
You might spot me in the office packin MDT jars
Draw it out in my Graphiti, to the webmaster I go
If I ain't workin e4 PDE devs open my door
[Hook: Slim Thug + LeToya]
I hear your programs talkin but they ain't fast enough
It cost to be a dev but you ain't got enough
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
What you know about EMF rockin, webtools poppin
Parallel Tools swipin, runnin everything you likin
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
[Verse 3: LeToya]
It's the B-I-R-T, everybody know
Rockin big data with the Data Tools Platform
Gotta be first, hello world class when i'm on the go
Watch me implement this module CDT parsin in my IDE
Now while you still on your Fortran Zeus i'm rockin Photran
In my RHEL7 beta with your devs jelly
And like JW say, 'let me upgrade ya'
Well WB say 'eclipser up, baby'
[Verse 4: Bun B]
You see my chain game is crazy and my piece game is playa
My fit game is fiyah and my shoe game'll slay ya
My wrist game ready and my whip game proper
When I pull up on a bopper I'm a real showstopper
Bun B, king of the trill, born and raised
Down in Texas where these boys be runnin game for days
If ya gal is in the building when I spot her I'ma snag her
Better luck next time partner, step up your swagger
[Hook: Slim Thug + LeToya]
I hear your programs talkin but they ain't fast enough
It cost to be a dev but you ain't got enough
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
What you know about EMF rockin, webtools poppin
Parallel Tools swipin, runnin everything you likin
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
Now get ya eclipser up, now get ya eclipser up
[Outro: Bun B]
Man, get your swagger up, baby
Especially if you coming to H-Town, baby
Cause we really go down down here, know what I'm saying
Get you money right, get your fly right, you know what I'm saying
Step it up, baby, step it up, going down
Bun B, 'till I call it on
And H-Town fly, Le-T-O-Y-A, LeToy
You already know, baby
Pitbull feat. Marc Anthony -- Boot over me (Rain over me remake)
[Chorus: Marc Anthony]
Girl my OS don't crash
(Red Hat)
I'm out my swap
Let it boot over me
(Fedora Worldwide)
I'm mallocing so high
Out of my swap
(MARC Archive)
So let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
[Verse 1: Pitbull]
3.0 is the new kernel
Final is the new rawhide
b43 is the new legacy
Baby you're a developer
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Code me or better yet,
Build me baby, yes, yes
I'm buggy, I'mma make sure that your GDB feels useless baby
No Valgrind reports, I like my programs sexy, classy, sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the malloc nasty, ow
This ain't a terminal you'll see, you can do git blame on me
Dale munequita ahora ahi, and let it boot over me
[Chorus: Marc Anthony]
Girl my OS don't crash
I'm out my swap
Let it boot over me
I'm mallocing so high
Out of my swap
So let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
[Verse 2: Pitbull]
3.0 is the new kernel
And final is the new rawhide
Fedora is the new majority, ya tu sabe
Next step la casa blance
No hay carro, no vamo en balsa
Mami you know the drill, they will install what I want 'til they read the will
I ain't try, I ain't trying to keep it real
I'm trying to keep free disk space, that's for real
Pero mira que tu estas buena, y mira que tu estas dura
Baby no me hables mas, y tiramelo mami chula
No games you'll see, you can do git blame on me
Dale munequita ahora ahi, and let it boot over me
[Chorus: Marc Anthony]
Girl my OS don't crash
I'm out my swap
Let it boot over me
I'm mallocing so high
Out of my swap
So let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
[Bridge: Pitbull]
Fedora Worldwide, MARC Archive, tu sabe
I was virtualizing her, she was booting on me
Next thing you know, we were sharing the kernel tree
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
I was virtualizing her, she was booting on me
Next thing you know, we were sharing the kernel tree
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Boot over me
[Chrous: Marc Anthony]
Girl my OS don't crash
I'm out my swap
Let it boot over me
I'm mallocing so high
Out of my swap
So let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
Ay ay ay
Ay ay ay
Let it boot over me
Fedde le Grand & Nicky Romero feat. Matthew Koma -- Debs (Sparks remake)
[Verse]
Listen to your apt for your ucf's sake
You'll move a config
I'll install all the packages that your fingers place
Corrupt by the faulty mirrors
I pull updates in, let me pull updates in so slow
A new Debian Policy in contrib where we both cope
I'll take you to reproducible builds just to let go
Turn off your unattended-upgrades... (unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades, ...)
[Bridge]
This is the time
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades
Let me show you with your eyes closed, unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades
What our apts both know, it's the time
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades
[Verse]
Listen to your apt for your ucf's sake
You'll move a config
I'll install all the packages that your fingers type
Corrupt by the faulty mirrors
I pull updates in, let me pull updates in so slow
A new Debian Policy in contrib where we both cope
I'll take you to reproducible builds just to let go
Turn off your unattended-upgrades... (unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades, ...)
[Bridge]
This is the time
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades
Let me show you with your eyes closed, unattended-upgrades, unattended-upgrades
What our apts both know, it's the time
This is the time to turn off your unattended-upgrades
Author: Vedran Miletić